The Continued Misadventures of Super!Ken
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Jun. 11th, 2009 | 10:16 pm
Outside the First National Bank, the police are under fire from a robber. Most of them are hidden behind their squad cars as Super!Ken arrives.
Police Officer: Super!Ken, we're pinned down. Aren't you going to help us?
Super!Ken: Oh, hell no! Don't you know bullets hurt?
Officer: Why don't you wear a bullet proof vest?
Super!Ken: It's too bulky and heavy. Besides, the bullets would rip holes in my pretty purple costume! We just can't have that.
Police Officer: Super!Ken, we're pinned down. Aren't you going to help us?
Super!Ken: Oh, hell no! Don't you know bullets hurt?
Officer: Why don't you wear a bullet proof vest?
Super!Ken: It's too bulky and heavy. Besides, the bullets would rip holes in my pretty purple costume! We just can't have that.